sexta-feira, outubro 29, 2004

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

TEN

1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needsto be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either:"Forchanging the light bulb or for darkness."

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for thenew light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standingon a stepladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting indetail how Bush was literally "in the dark."

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bushhas had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along.

10. And finally one to try to confuse Americans about the differencebetween screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.


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