Center for Disease Control Warning: Warning from the CDC

Center for Disease Control Warning: Warning from the CDC

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulentstrain of sexually transmitted disease.This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed by theBush-Cheney-Rove-Ashcroft administration for the past 4 years, and failingto have taken adequate measures to protect themselves.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include:Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with amessianic flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability to incorporate newinformation into a rigid idée fixee; xenophobia; inability to acceptresponsibility for actions; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-ornothing thinking.

This epidemic is out of control. MMWR reports it has already resulted inbrain death in over 59,000,000 Americans. Excessive exposure to trailerparks, country gospel music and yellow ribbon asphyxiation are thought to becontributing factors. New CDC Director Archbishop Burke has ordered a haltto research into the disease after determining the disease is incurable andis merely God's will.Apparently, however, at least 55,000,000 of us have natural immunity andare poised to lead a brief, but exciting life right after the rapture beginsand our afflicted fellow Americans ascend to their eternal reward.Godlessness has its rewards.


Pamina M. Gorbach, M.H.S., Dr.P.H.Assistant Professor, Department of EpidemiologyUniversity of California, Los Angeles - CHS 71-279 and 10940 Wilshire Blvd, Suite 1220Los Angeles, CA 90024 Tel: (310) 794-2555 Fax: